The Hambone Chronicles

Benefit Fundraiser for Corey Pierce

2012-01-18T17:00:00.001-08:00

Fundraiser for Corey Pierce

CoreyPierce has been recently diagnosed terminally ill with Cancer. He wasthe financial supporter of his wife and 6 children, and is now unable towork due to his condition. He and His wife are long standing members of the BuffaloCommunity for over 50 years.

DONATIONS can be made at any Wells Fargo Bank In Care Of theCorey Pierce Donation Fund.

Saturday,January 28, 2012

RockfordTownship Hall

3039 Dague Avenue S.E., Buffalo, MN

3:00pm -12:00am

2 Bands

· Everett Smithson

· Table 32

Silent Auction 3:00 - 8:00pm
Live Auction @ 10:00 PM
Food & Beer
$15.00 at the Door / 10 and under Free

100% ofthe proceeds will go to his family and their expenses.

Warning

2011-09-28T16:57:00.000-07:00

Gas Mask

2011-09-27T19:23:00.000-07:00

Puppies for sale!!

2011-09-27T14:12:00.000-07:00

Puppies for sale! Born September 15th! Located in Buffalo, MN

The Bullypit is not a purebred dog. It is a cross between the American Bulldog and the American Pit Bull Terrier. It is a fun-loving dog who can also be protective. They make a great family dog but may be reserved around other dogs and strangers. It is a low to average shedder and requires very little grooming. They can be wiped down with a washcloth when needed.

The Bullypit is a powerful dog who should begin training at a young age while they are still small. This breed of do typically does not bark very much. They have a very short coat and should not be left out in very cold weather and needs a lot of daily exercise. The average life expectancy of the Bullypit is 10 to 15 years. fully grown can weigh between 50 to 100 pounds.

We are looking for experienced dog owners, that can provide a safe and loving home. Asking $300, but willing to negotioate.

Corey's 9th Birthday

2011-09-25T20:24:00.001-07:00

Bunny Foo Foo

2011-09-25T20:16:00.000-07:00

Little Bunny Foo Foo I don't wanna see you Scoopin' up the field mice and Bop 'em on the head!

Dictate yourself

2011-09-24T09:07:00.000-07:00

When you retain feelings of anger or hate towards someone (or something), you surrender control of your serenity, and expose yourself to manipulation, and the risk of dictation.

The feelings you have are a decision you make. You can choose to hate, be angry, bitter and let the past, or present situations beyond your control agonize and torture you. You can choose to be miserable. Or you can choose to let go. Lift the load off your shoulders, calm down, breathe, forgive.

Happiness is not something everyone can or will acheive, but not everyone tries. You can choose to love, smile.Hell even laugh once in awhile (you might like it).

Take back control of your feelings. I am going to try.

Baby of Mine

2011-09-23T16:47:00.001-07:00

Nine Years ago today, My life as I knew it, changed forever. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would be a mother at 16 years old. My precious baby boy, Corey Steven Kreitlow was born at 8:13 pm on Sept. 23, 2002. He was 7lbs 13oz of pure beauty. He came into this world with thick dark hair and Bright blue eyes. I couldn't have dreamt of a more beautiful child. and he was all mine.

But what does an inexperinced teenager do with a newborn baby? I was practically still a child myself. Truth is, I spent the majority of my nights crying myself to sleep. I wasn't scared until the reality hit me. This tiny human being depends on me. every desicion from here on out will determine this child's personality, behaviors, and entire future. and that is far more terrifying than the physical pain of labor or the rumors I would soon face returning to 11th grade, And boy did they spread like wild fire.I was soon to miss out on all the Who's dating who's, Prom, Under-age Keggers, and Spring break vacations. But none of that seemed to matter anymore. It was like I "Grew up" overnight.

The past 9 years have been a very long hard road, but but without each and every laugh, tear, smile, and step of the way, we would not be where we are today. Maybe my life didn't turn out like I had originally planned. But God doesn't give us more than we can handle so that must mean I'm pretty tough. Alot of people have and will judge me. this child is mine, my life is beautiful, I have no regrets, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Happy Birthdady Corey. I Love you with all my heart!

Blood Diamonds

2011-09-16T19:34:00.000-07:00

Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond Ring from Anyone.

1.You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond. The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock.

2.Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value. The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at levels far greater than their abundance would generate under anything even remotely resembling perfect competition. All diamonds not already under its control are bought by the cartel, and then the De Beers cartel carefully managed world diamond supply in order to keep prices steadily high.

3.Diamonds Have No Resale or Investment Value. Any diamond that you buy or receive will indeed be yours forever: De Beersâ€™ advertising deliberately brain-washed women not to sell; the steady price is a tool to prevent speculation in diamonds; and no dealer will buy a diamond from you. You can only sell it at a diamond purchasing center or a pawn shop where you will receive a tiny fraction of its original “value.”

4.Diamond Miners are Disproportionately Exposed to HIV/AIDS. Many diamond mining camps enforce all-male, no-family rules. Men contract HIV/AIDS from camp sex-workers, while women married to miners have no access to employment, no income outside of their husbands and no bargaining power for negotiating safe sex, and thus are at extremely high risk of contracting HIV.

5.Open-Pit Diamond Mines Pose Environmental Threats. Diamond mines are open pits where salts, heavy minerals, organisms, oil, and chemicals from mining equipment freely leach into ground-water, endangering people in nearby mining camps and villages, as well as downstream plants and animals.

6.Diamond Mine-Owners Violate Indigenous People’s Rights. Diamond mines in Australia, Canada, India and many countries in Africa are situated on lands traditionally associated with indigenous peoples. Many of these communities have been displaced, while others remain, often at great cost to their health, livelihoods and traditional cultures.

7.Slave Laborers Cut and Polish Diamonds. More than one-half of the world’s diamonds are processed in India where many of the cutters and polishers are bonded child laborers. Bonded children work to pay off the debts of their relatives, often unsuccessfully. When they reach adulthood their debt is passed on to their younger siblings or to their own children.

8.Conflict Diamonds Fund Civil Wars in Africa. There is no reliable way to insure that your diamond was not mined or stolen by government or rebel military forces in order to finance civil conflict. Conflict diamonds are traded either for guns or for cash to pay and feed soldiers.

9.Diamond Wars are Fought Using Child Warriors. Many diamond producing governments and rebel forces use children as soldiers, laborers in military camps, and sex slaves. Child soldiers are given drugs to overcome their fear and reluctance to participate in atrocities.

10.Small Arms Trade is Intimately Related to Diamond Smuggling. Illicit diamonds inflame the clandestine trade of small arms. There are 500 million small arms in the world today which are used to kill 500,000 people annually, the vast majority of whom are non-combatants.

http://diamondboycott.com/

Sunday Service

2011-09-05T08:15:00.001-07:00

http://www.webersdeck.com

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/webersdeck

Hell on Heels

2011-09-01T20:34:00.000-07:00

I'm hell on heels
Say what you will
I've done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
And I'm going to break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels, baby I'm comin' for you

This diamond ring on my hand
Is the only good thing that came from that man
Got a GTO from one named Joe
And a big piece of land down in Mexico
I'm hell on heels, baby I'm comin' for you

I got a pink guitar, a Lincoln Town Car
From ol' what's his name I met at a bar
Got a high-rise flat in Hollywood
From a married man who wasn't up to no good
I'm hell on heels, baby I'm comin' for you

Then there's Jim, I almost forgot
I ran him off, but I took the yacht
Poor ol' Billy, bless his heart
I'm still using his credit card
I'm hell on heels, Sugar Daddy I'm comin' for you

I'm hell on heels, say what you will
I've done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
And I'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels baby I'm comin' for you

I'm hell on heels, say what you will
I've done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
I'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels, Sugar Daddy I'm comin' for you!

Avoidance

2011-09-01T10:45:00.000-07:00

Avoidance is mentally or physically avoiding something that causes distress. There is no pain equal to that which two lovers can inflict on one another. This should be made clear to all who contemplate such a union. The avoidance of this pain is the beginning of wisdom, for it is strong enough to contaminate the rest of our lives. but the difficulties in life are meant to make us better, not bitter. Expectation is the root of all heartache. We are always told to "follow your heart" but when it is in so many pieces, which way are you supposed to go?

Frankenstein

2011-08-31T20:04:00.001-07:00

I have two pitbulls, but one's a Boston Terrier

Photography as Art

2011-08-31T19:37:00.000-07:00

Producing pictures with camera: the art, hobby, or profession of taking photographs, and developing and printing the film or processing the digitized array image.

The following are examples of the best photos I have taken over the past several years. After spending so many years in front of the camera, now its my turn to be behind the scenes.

Fawned Memories

2011-08-30T19:33:00.000-07:00

"One touch of Nature makes the whole world kin."~ William Shakespeare

Deggs

2011-08-30T18:34:00.000-07:00

Fonzy Boy

Frankenstein

Great

2011-07-14T14:03:00.001-07:00

All great ideas are obvious, but not all obvious ideas are great.

Mother Of All Sales!

2011-06-28T19:05:00.001-07:00

DON'T MISS OUT!! EVERYTHING UNDER $100!! Sale runs from July 7th- July 10th. Thursday and Friday from 6-8pm and ALL DAY Saturday and Sunday!!! 95 17TH ST S. BUFFALO, MN

Accepting offers on all items, everything must go!

DESIGNER and NAME BRAND Clothes, Shoes and Accessories: BeBe, Express, Chanel, Juicy Couture, Abercrombie and Fitch, H &M, Von Dutch, Billabong, American Eagle, Pink, DKNY, Silver Jeans, Columbia, and Coach!!

FREE Ceiling Fan and 1970's Orange Rocker/ Recliner

Action Figures $1.00 or less each

Board Games/ Puzzles

Kids Chapter Books $5 or less

Kids Vtech Nitro Jr. Notebook Computer $10

Lamps $25 or less

Painting and Framed artwork $75 or less

Hand Made Driftwood Shelf

Set of Golf Clubs $45

Fuzion Sport 4 Wheel Scooter $20

Shabby Chic Red Coffee Table $30

Large selection of Christmas ornaments and Holiday Decorations

Funky Vintage 1970's Ceramic Mushroom Canister sets, Tea set and Wall Art $25 or less

NEW Better Homes and Garden's Shower Curtains $5

Bird Cage $5

Jewelry $25 or less

Antique Vanity and Lingerie chest with matching chair $100

Sheer Curtains with Vintage Damask Pattern $15

Antique "Royal Copley" Deer Planters $20

White Metal Twin size Headboard $10

Slut

2011-06-28T18:37:00.000-07:00

Six Feet Underground

2011-05-29T16:19:00.000-07:00

Dice are rolling, Knives are out

with thee present danger all around

I don't say they mean harm, but they'd each give an arm

to see us six feet underground.

In my Opinion....

2011-05-20T11:08:00.000-07:00

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Brain Damage?

2011-05-19T10:46:00.000-07:00

Seemingly out of nowhere a small round blur invades my line of sight. Increasing in size rapidly, doubling, tripling by the minute, by the second. Your face is gone. Eventually becoming a single eyeball and a shoulder or maybe an ear.

Glittering, colorless tinsel hovers over your head engulfing the entire scene with an arch of fuzz as frustrating as a television with no reception, and eventually swallowing it whole. The entire view is non existant.

People disapear, stop lights disapear. Rubber bands around my forearm, tighter and tighter till my hand loses all sensation. I can't see my feet. No one can understand a word of what I'am saying. My tongue is heavy. The pain hits like a knife penetrating my right orbit. Scrape my scalp from my skull, crack my skull from my brain. Hang it from a thread across the room and i will still feel the pounding.

Pull the shade, block out all light. Be still dont move. Don't make a sound, try to remain calm. Breathe.

Nothing feels ok. please take this pain away.

wait for it... wait for it...

Remove the Neurotoxins from my life and everything should be alright.

Attack of the killer migraine.

Own a piece of my heart

2011-05-17T15:34:00.000-07:00

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/art/2386607936.html

after long and careful consideration i have decided to sell two of my most beloved paintings. I am moving on and I feel like i am now ready to part with them.

Evolution

2011-04-27T17:39:00.000-07:00

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”

The Wedding Fair

2011-01-17T18:42:00.000-08:00

Too Beautiful for Earth

2011-01-17T18:36:00.000-08:00

Keep your head!

2010-12-02T15:42:00.000-08:00

One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you

Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice

When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall

Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call

Call Alice

When she was just small

When men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving slow

Go ask Alice

I think she'll know

When logic and proportion

Have fallen sloppy dead

And the White Knight is talking backwards

And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"

Remember what the dormouse said;

keep your head!

KEEP YOUR HEAD

...Hope to die

2010-12-02T15:11:00.001-08:00

If I cross my heart and wish that I'm Dying,

will you ravage the winter to keep me from crying?

Baby Lipponen

2010-11-16T07:32:00.000-08:00

Don't let them say I never lived,
Though something stopped my heart,
I felt the tenderness you gave,
I loved you from the start.

Although my body you can't hold,
It doesn't mean I'm gone,
This world was worthy, not, of me,
God chose that I move on.

I know the pain that drowns your soul,
What you are forced to face,
You have my word, I'll fill your arms,
Someday we will embrace.

You'll hear that it was "meant to be
God doesn't make mistakes",
But that won't soften your worst blow,
Or make your heart not ache.

I'm watching over all you do,
Another child you'll bear,
Believe me when I say to you,
That I am always there.

There'll come a time, I promise you,
When you will hold my hand,
Stroke my face and kiss my lips,
And then you'll understand.

Although I never breathed your air,
Or gazed into your eyes,
That doesn't mean I never "was"
An angel never dies...

My First House!

2010-08-06T05:24:00.000-07:00

Here is a sneak peek at my new house. My very first home purchase! i feel like a real adult now! the interior and yard need a lot of updating but drew and i are ready for the challenge!

It is a 3 bedroom/2 bath (with 2 person whirlpool tub)split entry. It has a fenced yard, 2 decks and a 2 car attached garage.

Front Entry

Living Room

Dining Room

Kitchen

Bathroom

Corey's Room

My Room

Family Room

Guest Room

Bathroom

Back Yard

Maxim Hometown Hotties 2010 Semifinalist

2010-06-28T16:48:00.000-07:00

I have been chosen by Maxim Magazine readers as a 2010 Hometown Hotties Semifinalist!! Get excited because voting starts Monday, June 28 at noon on Maxim.com. You, your friends and family can vote once a day everyday through August 1st. Tell everyone you know to vote! The 100 Semifinalists will have their photo printed in the August issue of Maxim magazine!!!!

Thank you Jason Norden of Visual Addictions for Creating my entrance video, and Scott Miron for doing an amazing job with my photos!

a href="http://www.maxim.com/girls/hotties/2010/86816/maggie-buffalo-mn.html?position=1&week=10&year=2010"

Hater of the Year!

2010-05-03T18:08:00.000-07:00

I don't know you at all and don't want to; My only question for you is who the fuck do you think you are?? There are just some territories you stay clear of and believe me mine isn't one you want to mess with. My suggestion is to walk away from Drew before you really test my patience. If you choose not to have fun cuz you can bet I will make your life as difficult as possible and will have no regrets. You think your a hot little model, after I get my way no one will want to see a damn thing from you around here. And on top of that Drew is thinking of me, guaranteed, everytime he touches you or fucks you its my face he sees. He told me when he met you that you were the most annoying chick he ever met always trying to get people to pay attention. Your a cheap rebound so Back the fuck off!!!! Thats how it goes bitch. - Erin Kloeppner

Quarrel?

2010-04-15T19:57:00.001-07:00

There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

Wait

2010-04-15T19:02:00.000-07:00

Wait until you find the person that calls you beautiful, instead of "hot" or "sexy". Who calls you back when you hang up on them, who will stay awake to watch you sleep.

Wait for the person who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world,Who holds your hand in front of their friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much they love you and how lucky they are to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to their friends and says "there's my baby".

...He is the only one worth waiting for.

Backstage

2010-03-28T16:27:00.000-07:00

We were so in love

2010-03-22T20:56:00.001-07:00

the Decline

2010-03-22T19:50:00.001-07:00

Where are all the stupid people from?
And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings

Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs
There's no answers
Memorize and sing star spangled songs
When the questions
Aren't ever asked
Is anybody learning from the past?
We're living in united stagnation

Father what have I done?
I took that .22
A gift to me from you
To bed with me each night
Kept it clean
Polished it well
Cherished every cartridge, every shell

Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt
There's a carcass of my second kill
Down, by the park, under stone, under pine
There's a carcass of my brother William
Brother where, have you gone to?
I swear, I never thought I could
I see so many times
They told me to shoot straight
Don't pull the trigger, squeeze
That will insure a kill
A kill is what you want
A kill is why we breed

The Christians love their guns
The church and NRA
Pray for their salvations
Prey on the lower faiths

The story book's been read
And every line believed
Curriculum's been set
Logic is a threat
Reason searched and seized

Jerry spent some time in Michigan
A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime
A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit
A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

Jerry only stayed a couple months
It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass
Asphyxiation is simple and fast
It beats seventeen fun years of being someone's bitch

Don't think (Stay)
Drink your wine (Home)
Watch the fire burn (Be)
His problems not mine (Safe)
Just be that model citizen

I wish I had a schilling
(For each senseless killing)
For every senseless killing
I'd buy a government
America's for sale
And you can get a good deal on it
(A good deal on it)
And make a healthy profit
Or maybe, tear it apart
Start with assumption
That a million people are smart
Smarter than one

Serotonin's gone
She gave up, drifted away
Sara fled, thought process gone
She left her answering machine on
The greeting left spoken sincere
Messages no one will ever hear

Ten thousand messages a day
A million more transmissions lay
Victims of the laissez faire
Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns
A hundred decibels turns to one
One bullet, one empty head
Now with Serotonin gone

The man who used to speak
Performs a cute routine
Feel a little patronized
Don't feel bad
They found a way inside your head
And you feel a bit misled
It's not that they don't care, yeah

The television's put a thought inside your head
Like a Barry Manilow, jingle
I'd like, to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
A symphonic blank stare, yeah
It doesn't make you care (make you care)
Not designed to make you care (make you care)
They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

Place a wager on your greed
A wager on your pride
Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

We are the whore
Intellectually spayed
We are the queer
Dysfunctionally raised

One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
Living through conformity

One more prayer to keep me safe
One more prayer to keep us warm
One more prayer to keep us safe
There's gonna be a better place

Lost the battle, lost the war
Lost the things worth living for
Lost the will to win the fight
One more pill to kill the pain

Na na na na na
La na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na

The going get tough, the tough get debt
Don't pay attention, pay the rent
Next of kins pay for your sins
A little faith should keep us safe

Save us
The human, existence
Is failing, resistance
Essential, the future
Written off, the odds are
Astronomically against us
Only moron and genius
Would fight a losing battle
Against the super ego
When giving in is so damn comforting

And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline
Be the victim of our own design
The status quo, built on suspect
Why would anyone stick out their neck?

Fellow members of
Club "We've Got Ours"
I'd like to introduce you to our host
He's got his, and I've got mine
Meet the decline

We are the queer
We are the whore
Ammunition
In the class war
We are worker
We love our queen
We sacrifice
We're soilent green

We are the queer
We are the whore
Ammunition
In the class war

Room Sweet Room

2010-03-15T18:59:00.000-07:00

My Little Slice of Heaven <3

Good Things

2010-03-15T17:55:00.001-07:00

Artificial Night

2010-03-15T16:54:00.000-07:00

Many a morning hath he there been seen,
With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew.
Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs;
But all so soon as the all-cheering sun
Should in the furthest east begin to draw
The shady curtains from Aurora's bed,
Away from the light steals home my heavy son,
And private in his chamber pens himself,
Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out
And makes himself an artificial night:
Black and portentous must this humour prove,
Unless good counsel may the cause remove.

-William Shakespeare

Back on the Prowl

2010-03-13T17:07:00.000-08:00

"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them."

Brandon M. Sweet Photography

2010-03-10T20:17:00.001-08:00

Never Apologize

2010-03-10T18:50:00.000-08:00

The last time I saw you, you told me that you are no good at expressing your feelings. I'm No good at hiding mine.

"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth"

I truly believe everything happens for a reason, and for some reason we were drawn to one another. I haven't figured out why and maybe I never will, but the sheer thought of it fascinates me.

There's a lot you don't know about me, I feel like I know nothing about you... But if you let me, I want to know you. The real you. Not the egotistical and presumptuous version you portray to the mass population. I want to get on your insides. I want to understand how you feel, think, breathe.

What are you afraid of?

oh deer!

2010-03-09T16:35:00.001-08:00

Mushrooms Never Bloom

Move the Fuck on...

2010-03-09T15:53:00.001-08:00

“ You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened … or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on." — tupac

Fear of love?

2010-03-09T15:52:00.001-08:00

“People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. people talk about how great love is, but that’s bullshit. love hurts. feelings are disturbing. people are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. how can they deal with love if they’re afraid to feel? pain is meant to wake us up. people try to hide their pain. but they’re wrong. pain is something to carry, like a radio. you feel your strength in the experience of pain. it’s all in how you carry it. that’s what matters. pain is a feeling. your feelings are a part of you. your own reality. if you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you’re letting society destroy your reality. you should stand up for your right to feel your pain."

— jim morrison

The Greatest Rappers in the World!

2010-03-09T14:47:00.000-08:00

Bight Club (Jeremy Nutzman and Tony Tone Rabiola) beat out 185 other bands to become one of three finalists for the "Are You Local?" Best New Band Competition at First Avenue - presented by vita.mn and 89.3 the current. They Performed with the 2010 SXSW Minnesota Showcase of Lookbook, Romantica, Jeremy Messersmith, Gay Witch Abortion, Peter Wolf Crier, and City On The Make.

The 7th Street Entry was packed wall to wall. Bight Club was the second act and, Absolutely the most outstanding Performance of the night, these two were born to perform. And so, as anticipated Vita.MN and 89.3 the current crowned Bight Club the Best New Local Band. First Ave went wild! They definitely made the appropriate choice.

Bight club took their well deserved position on First Ave's main stage around 9:30 pm, to accept their prize which consists of two full days of recording time, full-service LP audio mastering, 500 pressed CDs and 250 download cards!!

It's about time Minneapolis recognize REAL talent!

http://www.bightsite.com/

http://www.myspace.com/bightclub

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/86885052.html?elr=KArksUUUoDEy3LGDiO7aiU

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=194110&id=119904576527&ref=mf#!/album.php?aid=194110&id=119904576527&ref=mf

"Fallen On Deaf Ears"

2010-03-09T13:59:00.000-08:00

This is a really awesome review on the show I did with SBRD and 2% Muck from the Minnesota State University, Mankato Reporter.

"Almost stealing the party's focus away from the video was the wild performance by Spyder Baybie Raw Dog and 2% Muck featuring backup singer Maggie "Hambone" Kreitlow. The trio raised a few eyebrows on appearance alone, but the showmanship of the group really struck a chord with the crowd. Especially when Spyder Baybie Raw Dog began the set on a stool playing an acoustic version of Andre 3000's "Hey Ya" before stripping free of his shirt and breaking out in the group's raunchy "Lip Gloss" and "I Dig U." "

to view in it's original content:
http://media.www.msureporter.com/media/storage/paper937/news/2010/02/23/Music/Def-Gone.Graphic.matt.Smith.And.Co.Release.fallen.On.Deaf.Ears.Music.Video-3877534.shtml

Julian Murray

2010-03-04T10:02:00.001-08:00

http://www.julianmurrayphoto.com/

I found a photo of myself on Julian Murray's Website, That's pretty awesome.

Hometown Hotties 2010

2010-03-03T09:40:00.001-08:00

I just received this email!...

Hey Hometown Hottie Hopeful,

Congrats, you’ve made it into Maxim’s 2010 Hometown Hotties contest! Your profile will appear in Week 2 of voting, which starts on Monday, March 8 at noon and goes until Monday, March 15 at noon.

At this point you cannot change your photos or be removed from the contest, but you CAN vote once a day starting Monday, so get excited! And get your friends excited, too! Everyone can vote once a day, so spread the word with your Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter pages. The more votes you get the better your chances are to advance!

Congratulations again and good luck!
Hotties Master

VOTE HERE!!!

http://www.maxim.com/girls/hotties/2010/86816/maggie-buffalo-mn.html?position=1&year=2009

METRO: Fashion Fight Night 4

2010-03-02T17:54:00.001-08:00

These are my favorite shots from Fashion Fight Night 4. Our team was up against Alli Jagoda's and we won by 2% of the votes. Preparation for the show was a very long and tiring process, but definitely worth it! Despite all the wardrobe malfunctions we had during prep time we still rocked it. Nino, Nate, Jim, Tracy, Tanya, Lynsie and the rest of the staff from Rocco Altobelli's are an amaing group of people, who are truly truly talented. I had a lot of fun working with them.

METRO Magazine:
The most anticipated fashion event of the season returns!

Having sold out weeks in advance for the past three years, Fashion Fight Night continues to live up to its billing as the most exciting fashion event of the season. A packed house of over 600 fashionistas will gather at the Uppercut Boxing Gym to watch six teams of photographers and models compete in the world’s only head to head fashion photography shootout. Added in 2009, a fashion show in between shootouts will feature the Twin Cities hottest fashions.

A little bit Vegas, part America’s Next Top Model, and some Haute Couture. This event is not to be missed.

City Pages:
Needless to say, this fight is not for a heavyweight title. Rather, tonight will feature stick-thin models playing fierce for the camera. At this super-popular fashion event, hosted by Metro Magazine and held at an actual boxing facility, designers and models "fight" each other for the love of the photographer. Each round consists of a three-minute sets, and duos are judged on originality, the use of the ring, versatility, and who takes the overall hottest picture. There will also be runway fashion, cocktails, and most likely some DJ tunes. Tickets to this party sell out fast, with over 600 fashionistas expected to show up dressed to impress and prepared to stand for hours in their towering heels. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the LEAD Project.

More info and Photos:
http://www.metromag.com/0p132b18be208/review-fashion-fight-night-4/

http://miss-bone.blogspot.com/2010/01/fashion-fight-night-2010.html

http://www.metromag.com/0p132b18be207/the-fiercest-fashion-fight-night-ever/

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=fashion+fight+night+4&init=quick#!/event.php?eid=265758316339&ref=ss

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2049086&id=1048231120

S.B.R.D

2010-02-21T15:29:00.000-08:00

Another Sexxi Party...

Last night I had the privilege of performing with Spyder Baybie Rawdog and 2% Muck at The Red Sky Lounge in Mankato, MN. The venue was packed and the Milk was flowin'. Jeremy Nutzman (AKA Spyder Baybie) is a phenomenal vocalist, whose lyrics are so grimy they'll make your grandmother blush, yet so intensely catchy that you'll be singing it in your sleep. He truly gives a new meaning to the word "Raw". And when teamed with sound man Eric Muck you will not find a more powerful and ingenious pair! Hands down the best act of the night.

I highly suggest you purchase a copy of their new album "Bang the World" Out now!!!! I am the guest vocalist on the tracks "Lip Gloss" and "I Dig U".
http://www.myspace.com/spyderandmuck

http://www.mediafire.com/?1lty2yfnzeo

More Photos from the event:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=188453&id=119904576527&ref=mf

Brandon

2010-02-20T08:24:00.000-08:00

http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/brandonbowman

Last week we found out that my cousin Brandon had a blood vessel in his brain rupture due to Arteriovenous Malformation. He is currently at Inland Valley Regional Medical Center in Wildomar, CA.

We love you Brandon and are praying for you every day!!

Luke

2010-02-18T09:40:00.000-08:00

Luke Letellier is Corey's 14 yr old cousin and was diagnosed with a cancer this past week. A tumor was found in his leg and he is having a biopsy today. Luke is an amazing kid! I am asking each of you and your friends to pray for a Miracle! Stay Strong Luke we love you!!

http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/lukeletellier

13Twentythree

2010-02-16T18:11:00.000-08:00

www.13twentythree.com

I really can't say that I am all that upset with the way the day went, although I do hate being caught off guard and stabbed in the back. I was planning on leaving that place anyway, and was never happy there to begin with. besides what's one job lost when i have so many others to fall back on...I feel like the past four months has been all about new beginnings, although most unexpected, not entirely bad.

All I can do is try to make the best of every situation... so to be sure that today wasn't a total fail I had the opportunity to make beautiful photos, Thanks to Rich Peterson of 13Twentythree Photography. Flashing lights have never ceased to enliven my mood .

93X Booze Cruize '09

2010-02-13T17:57:00.001-08:00

Envision Fall '08

2010-02-13T17:52:00.001-08:00

Visual Addictions

2010-02-13T17:50:00.000-08:00

Ænema

2010-02-08T17:26:00.000-08:00

Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by fault-lines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.

Comp Card

2010-02-06T19:02:00.000-08:00

Urban Dictionary

2010-02-02T20:33:00.000-08:00

I went to UrbanDictionary.com and searched my first name...

A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.)

She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up.

She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her.

Man, you are so lucky to have a girl like Maggie.

...Right on!

Fashion Fight Night 2010!

2010-01-30T07:30:00.000-08:00

Team Name: "SHEAR MAYHEM"

Photographers: Nino "NO! NO!" Altobelli
Model: Maggie "Hambone" Kreitlow
Stylist : Nathan "El Diablo Blanco" Wendt
Make up Artist: Tracy "I'm not your MAMA" Bobeldyk
Team Assistant: Jim "Woozer" Woosley

Team Support Members: Tanya White and Lynsie Miller

Save the Date February 27th 2010!

More to come...

Good Girl

2010-01-29T18:32:00.000-08:00

Good Girls Hold their Heads High by daylight. Their grace and their Virtue soaring with kites, While bad girls slink along in their shame-
Everyone stares at them, everyone blames.

But those bad girls sleep soundly at night, Never do their consciences wake them in a fright.
While our good girls toss and they turn-
They lay awake for those who will burn.

-1898

Purge

2010-01-29T18:16:00.000-08:00

A purge is the removal of people who are considered undesirable by those in power from a government, from another organization, or from society as a whole. Purges can be peaceful or violent; many will end with the imprisonment or exile of those purged, but in some cases they will simply be removed.

Eye of the Beholder

2010-01-21T18:05:00.000-08:00

People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that YOU are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside ourselves.

NEW CAR!!!

2010-01-21T17:09:00.000-08:00

Hard work and self control pays off!

Ignite Greatest Hits 2009!

2010-01-12T16:44:00.000-08:00

http://ignitemodelsinc.blogspot.com/2010/01/ignite-models-greatest-hits-2009.html

Bitch it's Hollywood

2010-01-10T08:28:00.000-08:00

93X 2010 Calendar!

2010-01-05T17:49:00.000-08:00

Look who's Miss April in the Brand New 93x 2010 Calendar!! Listen to the X girls on the Half Assed Morning Show this Thursday 1/7/10 at 8am and come to one of the Calendar signing events to score your own autographed copy!!!

93X Bud Light Ultimate Xgirl
Calendar Release Parties!

Date: January 7th
Time: 8PM-10PM
Place: Dugarel's
3745 Vermillion Street
Hastings

Date: January 8th
Time: 8PM-10PM
Place: The Rock
2029 Woodlyn Avenue
Maplewood

Date: January 14th
Time: 8PM-10PM
Place: JCousineau's
13540 Grove Drive
Maple Grove

Miss Online

2009-12-30T15:40:00.001-08:00

http://www.missonline.com/profiles/friend/listFeatured?xg_source=msg_feat_profile

I am one of the 15 models selected (out of thousands registered) to be featured on the Miss Online homepage for this month!

Comfortably Numb

2009-12-29T17:30:00.000-08:00

Grey is the only way to describe the way they make me feel.

Almost as if my feelings no longer exist. I am not capable of experiencing ups or downs. Just numbness that puts me at a strange kind of unexplainable neutrality. The need my body has for it is so intense that I have become incapable of successfully functioning on my own.

If there is fear, I don't have to face it... If there is pain, I no longer feel it... I can't cry. I don't smile. JUST. EXIST...

All The Single Ladies

2009-12-29T17:25:00.000-08:00

Forgiveness

2009-12-28T19:18:00.000-08:00

Maybe I think out loud too often.

Perhaps I appear to be characterized by an exaggerated show of dignity or self importance.

Forgive me if my honesty conjures rotten feelings throughout your interior.

Forgive me if my harsh words make your skin crawl and your head ache.

Forgive me while I throw back my head and Laugh... just stop, take a few moments to watch your own insecurities slowly devour your pride.

Forgive me, because I have forgiven you. Not for your sake or well-being, but for my own. So that I might live in tranquility, without the burden of hostility and resentment you have cast upon me.

Our friendship is toxic, and although I will never understand the intentions of your doings...

I forgive you...and now I am going to forget you...

Spilling Open

2009-12-27T11:24:00.000-08:00

I AM HERE NOW, I'm not there with him anymore. Life is carrying on, and I flash with a mixture of panic and faith at the truth of this. Life WILL keep going. I can't control when I heal but I can watch what happens and try to be gentle with the ache when it comes to me. I feel a surge in me to love and it can't be reached...

I believe that loving fearlessly is the bravest thing in the world. To be afraid and leap regardless. There is such power in that...

I certainly do not hope to alter the world. Perhaps I can put it best by saying I hope to alter my own vision of the world. I want to be more and more myself....as ridiculous as that may sound.

We are all facing choices that define us. No choice however messy is without importance...

MUA Heidi Lawerence

2009-12-25T17:57:00.000-08:00

http://www.heidi-lawrence.com/index.html

Everybody's Free

2009-12-24T11:59:00.000-08:00

Wear Sunscreen. If I could offer you one piece of advice for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists. whereas, my advice has no basis and is as unreliable as my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice:

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, never mind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they fail. But trust me, in 20 years from now you will look back at photos of yourself, and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you, and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future, or worry that know that worrying is about as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blind side you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing ever day that scares you. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

FLOSS.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this...tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

STRETCH.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. Most people i know at 22 don't know what they want to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees (you'll miss them when they're gone).

Maybe you'll marry. Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children. Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40. Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. Or degrade yourself either, remember, your choices are half chance... so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. DANCE. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. and whatever you do, Do not read beauty magazines. they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that "friends" come and go, but only to a precious few should you hold on. Work hard to protect gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

TRAVEL.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise, Politicians will philander, you too will get old. and when you do, you'll fantasize that "when you were young... prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders". Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund? Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse? but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look 85. Be careful whos advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, and wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it's worth....

But trust me on the sunscreen.

"Breakfast"

2009-12-23T04:50:00.000-08:00

Sometimes words can't explain...

www.twincitymix.com

2009-12-22T16:29:00.000-08:00

No Beef!

2009-12-21T19:01:00.000-08:00

Excited for work tomorrow! we are having our Secret Santa gift exchange and Holiday POT LUCK (haha! get it? ok, it was funny to me)! I love pot lucks! I am such a sow! and I have never turned down free groceries! although this is the first time I have ever actually cooked anything. Usually I sign up to bring the beverages or paper plates. Occasionally I will branch out and pick up some store bought cookies if I'm feeling adventurous :)
I made my mom's "Bunny Beans" which originated from our very dear neighbor Bunny R, and now they have become somewhat of a family tradition. They are sooo tasty! complete with four different kinds of beans, ground beef, and best of all BACON!! MMMMM!!
I wish I didn't love food so much! both of my sisters are now vegetarians and I wish I had enough self control to join them... but I really love meat :/
The girls at work mentioned that I have been acting strange the past few days, I think it's because I have been super nervous about my son's father spending Christmas with us.... My parents have never been good at pretending to like him. I hope it is not as awkward as I am expecting it to be. Something tiny inside my heart still hopes that some day he will get his act together and realize what an amazing son he has, and what he is missing out on... but only time will tell...

This year has gone by soooo fast. It has been the one of the best and worst years of my life. I hands down had the BEST summer EVER, met a lot of really great people, and learned alot about myself! I wish it never had to end. So many things have changed this year, I feel like I have made so much progress in my modeling career and my medical career as well as my personal life... and things keep getting better. I am cutting the negative ties one thread at a time. NOTHING can hold me down now. The old me is dead, and gone :)

Watch out 2Kx I've got big plans for you and I!

Sexy Little Christmas!

2009-12-20T13:51:00.000-08:00

Yesterday after spending the entire afternoon vomiting due to a severe menstrual migraine, and abdominal pain I peeled myself out of bed to participate in the annual Holiday Lingerie Fashion Show at Aqua Night Club hosted by J.D Style Group. I'm not gonna lie, I felt like walking death. But I have become very good at being able to fake happy & healthy, and I can stomp it out with the best of 'em. The show started waaay later than planned (a usual occurrence at most shows) which left very little time for celebration before bar close, although I finally got to wear my sexy red dress with the diamonds that I have been saving for the Perfect occasion.

This was the First fashion show of mine that my baby sister Bia has ever attended, and it was great having her there. :) wish Gadget would have been able to join us!

So Have Yourself A Sexy Little Christmas!